1. These parrots prey on innocent children posing for photos at the zoo.
2. If given the opportunity, a parrot will box your ears incessantly.
3. They show no mercy.
4. He was just trying to enjoy a snack at the park when these parrots attacked. Thank God he wore a hoodie that day.
5. When you leave the house, they rehearse their evil plot to murder you.
6. They WILL come for you.