1. THANKSGIVING PANTS: Because we all know it takes at least 48 hours to button your pants.
2. PIE SAFE: Ain’t nobody stealing my pumpkin pie leftovers.
3. BOOZE: The stronger, the better. After the first day or two, family starts to drive you bonkers.
4. BLACK FRIDAY CLEATS: Not only do these provide great traction for sprinting through store aisles, but they also serve as a weapon against shopping competition.
5. GYM MEMBERSHIP: Self explanatory...only a matter of time till Christmas binging starts.